thelostdrifter:

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

this has too many notes

daksdavis:

I love the different shades of black skin; you can’t tell me God didn’t bless us

madeofstarlight:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This is so sad and true

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: grotbag)

  • child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
  • me: You lose your baby teeth
  • child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
  • me: they fall out
  • child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
  • me:
  • child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: you keep the same eyes all your life
  • child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
  • nekoabbzi:

    rachelisaflameprincess:

    bendydicks:

    considerthishippie:

    Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

    oh

    i was not prepared for that

    I just gasped like I wasn’t ready for that at all

    gilinskytbh:

    baesicdallas:

    So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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